Mary's conversation with her cousin Abby at the dinner table.
Abby - What is that stuff??
Mary - That is cottage cheese.
Abby - What is cottage cheese?
Mary - It's white cheese with some cottage in it!!
The other day I was sitting at the computer and Nate kept asking me for a treat. I was ignoring him (actually, I was trying to buy more time in between treats). Finally, he got really close to me and said... Mom if you let me have a treat, I promise I will stop talking to you!!!!!